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To Bitcoin: (verb) /tuːˈbɪtkɔɪn/

I hereby propose making 'to bitcoin' a verb, that encapsulates the fullness of participating in the bitcoin/Bitcoin eco-system.
Ok, now that you have, hopefully ;) been orangepilled, and are ready to become your own bank, participating in the world's first global freedom money, here comes the fun part!